29 November 2007

BeauBridget: the "it could be worse"-widget



This widget was modelled after has-been celebrity Beau Bridges. Feeling a bit past your prime? Always outshone by your younger brother? Hey, really, life isn't that bad! Just activate BeauBridget from time to time, and you'll feel better (momentarily).

WinWinWidget: the consultant's favourite widget


What every consultant you’ve ever had in your boardroom promised you: a win-win situation. Download, install and have that win-win situation at the touch of a button, without the excessive invoicing!

25 November 2007

Headget: a widget that gets you stoned for ever


If you want to screw somebody forever, you'd better cut it in a headstone

23 November 2007

Slutget - a subtle way to show your interest in a co-worker

Hidget - the hidden widget


Spill Group's new killer gaming concept...
(Sorry, can't show this one. Not even allowed to speak about it).

Already in Technorati's Top 9,000,000

But let's first build traffic, then start worrying about our revenue model.

Indexed already!


Bob Stumpel, of EVERYTHING 2.0 fame, found us out already!

Gridget: the massively parallel widget

This widget will connect to its brethren over the Internet, forming a grid. During your pc's idle time the accumulated CPU cycles will be sent to the poor children in Africa. THEY know how to appreciate it!

Fidget: the widget to keep your fingers busy

Can't keep your fingers still? Here's the solution: the Fidget reacts to you tapping the spacebar (or any other key), pledging a small amount to the good cause of your choosing, any time you do. Nervousness CAN be a good thing!

Ridget: the widget for the deaf

We don't want to leave any minority group out. Therefore, in co-operation with the Registry of Interpreters for the Deaf (RID), we proudly anounce the Ridget. Through advanced speach recognition and image generation algorithms, the spoken word is converted to sign language. And yes, other models are available.

Spritget: a widget disguised as a cookie


You won't be able to disable this one!

Prittget: the Magic Glue widget

Drop any number of files on the Prittget, and it will glue them together, magically creating one file. Actually, it's just a front to the UNIX 'cat' command. Smart buyers will use it in conjunction with the fabulous Bridget. Warning: prolonged sniffing of Prittget, the Magic Glue widget WILL get you high, but diminishes your chances for a corporate career.

Fridget: the cooolest widget

...because it keeps our beers cold! This widget communicates with a BlueTooth enabled thermometer inside your fridge, and gives you a signal when your beer has reached just the right temperature. Cheers!

Titget: the incredible widget


Can Crushing Mama! - More bloopers are a click away
Specially build for the female anatomy these widgets allow for some incredible moves..

Fritget - Belgian voucher for junk food


McDonald's should introduce Belgian fries as an add on to their hamburger menus.
"Patates frites" are loved all over the world. Why didn't they think of this before?

Sidget: the Punk widget

This widget will abuse you verbally, abuse your drugs, and will eventually die of an overdose. Kind of like a punk Tamagotchi. Great educational value!

Midget: a tiny Widget


Midget: a tiny widget (no more than 3*3 pixels) that you let loose in the digital world.
Examples: a spider-midget, a slurpp-midget, reputation-midget (strikes every unwelcome text of you online) and many more still to come. But watch out these guys are tiny!

Jidget: the Jewish widget



"You call THIS a WIDGET?" Yes, because even the Chosen People need their widgets. This widget will randomly generate wise quotes from your favourite Rebbe (this joke gets marginally better when you play the accompanying soundtrack).

21 November 2007

Bridget: a mind boggling widget that connects whatever with whatever


My first Bridget will be a connector between the teaser campaign and the launch campaign of a new company that I'm presently helping to establish.
It will have some of the functionalities that will be part of their beta website.
The Big Question, of course, is: what else can a Bridget help to bridge?