This widget will connect to its brethren over the Internet, forming a grid. During your pc's idle time the accumulated CPU cycles will be sent to the poor children in Africa. THEY know how to appreciate it!
Can't keep your fingers still? Here's the solution: the Fidget reacts to you tapping the spacebar (or any other key), pledging a small amount to the good cause of your choosing, any time you do. Nervousness CAN be a good thing!
We don't want to leave any minority group out. Therefore, in co-operation with the Registry of Interpreters for the Deaf (RID), we proudly anounce the Ridget. Through advanced speach recognition and image generation algorithms, the spoken word is converted to sign language. And yes, other models are available.
Drop any number of files on the Prittget, and it will glue them together, magically creating one file. Actually, it's just a front to the UNIX 'cat' command. Smart buyers will use it in conjunction with the fabulous Bridget. Warning: prolonged sniffing of Prittget, the Magic Glue widget WILL get you high, but diminishes your chances for a corporate career.
...because it keeps our beers cold! This widget communicates with a BlueTooth enabled thermometer inside your fridge, and gives you a signal when your beer has reached just the right temperature. Cheers!
This widget will abuse you verbally, abuse your drugs, and will eventually die of an overdose. Kind of like a punk Tamagotchi. Great educational value!
